Tuesday, 27 August 2013

What a waste!

How many times have you bought products that haven't turned out like you wanted them to, and just thought "what a waste of money"? It's always disappointing because when you buy new things you can't wait to use them and then when you do and they're just, well shit, it really bums you out. At least in my case it does. More than half the fun of shopping is going home to try everything. Well, i'm going to tell you about some products i've bought and why they were a complete and total failure.

So the first is this Nivea "Pearly Shine" lip balm/care, I totally bought this on impulse while waiting at the checkout in Superdrugs because I needed a new lip balm and I tend to really like Nivea products, (I use their moisturising cream with Jojoba oil and it does wonders for my skin) so I thought this would too. Oh how wrong was I. It did NOTHING for my lips, felt really weird, didn't soak in and just sort of sat there. The colour is also hideous, it's patchy and completely unflattering. Really would not recommend. 
The second item was recommended to me by a friend, again from Superdrugs. It's the Garnier Caffeine eye roll on. I bought this because I wanted to get rid of the dark circles under my eyes due to my insomnia and darker mismatched skin tone above my eyes and my friend told me here sister used this and it helped. I tried for so long, applied it every night and nothing. I saw 0 change. It was also a little sticky and too liquidy for my taste, then when it dried it REALLY dried my skin. I really wanted this product to work. 

These are two hair products I bought over a year ago, the Aussie one is actually nearly empty however I don't particularly care for it. It's the Aussie "Miracle Hair Insurance" leave in conditioner. I bought this when I had my hair bleached and wanted to get my hair in better condition, I used the product however I don't particularly feel like it was effective as I saw/felt no results from it. On the plus side, it smells good. Still on the hunt for that perfect leave in conditioner, so if anyone has any recommendations throw them my away. The other bottle is V05 Megahold Weather Resistant Spray. I think I have an issue with most styling products, I like my hair soft and smooth and these make it dry and hard, the smell is awful too. It smells like medicine. It was SO sticky and did not make my hair resistant to the UK windy weather. All in all, a poor product. 

I am a HUGE fan of Soap & Glory products. I adore the strawberry and chocolate lip balm by them called "A Great Kisser" and the Sugar Crush Scrub (which I will talk about in my "August favourites" post.) So I went out and bought "Glow Job", which is meant to be a moisturising lotion that makes your skin glow. The product has these bronzing beads that I absolutely despised. I have sensitive skin and don't like to rub stuff like that in my face so I had to be really careful, but the bigger problem was that there wasn't a consistency with the bronzer so I would just have random bits of it on my face and it didn't blend well. It pretty much looked like streaks/sections of bronzed skin. It just required too much work. I have somewhat dry skin at times and the product really didn't help, if anything it made my skin feel so much worse. Others have also stated that after a while of using it they broke out in spots, thankfully I tried it, hated it and haven't touched it since. 

Last but not least is this baby here. This was probably the biggest disappointment out of them all for me. The reason being is that I tend to sweat a fair amount, even in winter when i'm cold I still sweat. I hate it, i'm embarrassed by it and no matter what I do this isn't something I can fix. It's a big reason why I tend to stay away from lighter coloured t-shirts. This product states that it gives maximum protection for 24 hours. LIES. It does no such thing. It minimises it somewhat during the cold days, but we've had incredible heat this summer in London and it has done nothing for me, and I do mean nothing. I desperately wanted this to work for me but it does not, again on the plus side it smells lovely, but that alone doesn't help. 


Monday, 26 August 2013

Catfish: The TV Show - A Sociopath in the Making

So, i've been enjoying the last few days off of work by catching up on season 2 of Catfish, the TV show. Now for those of you who don't know the program it's basically a reality show about these 2 guys, Nev and Max, who travel to reveal peoples fake online persona. They receive an email from someone asking them to help them meet someone they have been talking to online, they travel to this person, find out information on the person they have been talking to online and then either reveal them to be lying about who they are, and on the rare occasion actually prove that people can and do tell the truth on the internet.

It's one hell of an entertaining show and I personally watch it and just think "you idiot, it's obvious the person is fake considering they don't want to video chat with you", and yet I still feel so bad for the people who get deceived, one guy even gave a girl lots of money and expensive gifts. Anyway, I was watching the episode with a quirky girl called Jen who has been talking to a guy called Skylar. Nev and Max do their thing, dig up information but everything with this guy comes up blank, they cannot find one piece of information on him. Anyway they call him up and after some coaxing he agrees to let them bring Jen and visit him. 

This is where it gets shocking, more shocking than the usual. I have seen it all on this show, girls pretending to be guys, guys pretending to be girls, old men, young people, all kinds of people! But this is the one episode where my face was literally like the "omg cat."

This guy could care less about Jen or her feelings. He states "I don't have any real emotional feelings towards her, she's actually not the only girl i've spoken to." So not only has he been messing around with this girls feelings, but he's screwed with others. When asked why he did it he said "I just wanted to brush up my game." Mate, you have no game. He looks like a complete sociopath, no my bad, he IS a sociopath. This guy has the most poker face and lifeless eyes I have ever seen. There is absolutely 0 emotion in his voice and he even goes so far to say he's not sorry for what he's done, and "it is what it is." 
But wait, it gets worse. This guy is the douchiest of douches, I mean if there was an award for "biggest douchebag" there wouldn't even be a competition, he would wipe it clean. You can see how much of a sociopath he actually is as soon as he says, "I was giving her, like, a gift of being in that relationship." IT'S OKAY GUYS, I mean, he was giving her a gift, panic over. She should bow down to him and thank him for emotionally toying with her and then fan him while feeding him grapes. Can a person be more distorted? Someone needs to put this guy in a psychiatric ward before he goes and starts murdering women and calling that a "gift" too. Please just watch the episode and listen to this guys emotionless, monotone voice. I mean the guy barely says much but when he does it's the biggest pile of pigeon poo. And we've all seen pigeon poo! That stuff is small, now imagine a hoard of it raining down on you, a storm of pigeon shit... yeah. 


Sunday, 25 August 2013

10 Facts About Me

1- I am 5'8, which means when i wear heels I am 6ft tall and it's why I hate wearing heels. I don't like towering over people. 
2- I have trypophobia, which is a fear of a cluster of holes.
3- I am a premature baby, I was born 2 months early and doctors didn't think I would survive.
4- Metal detectors in the airport always go off when I walk through them because of all my piercings.
5- I cry really easily when I watch sad movies, despite not being generally emotional.
6- When I was 13/14 I used to practice Wicca, which stemmed from my love for Charmed (TV show)
7-  I hate needles despite the amount of tattoos I have.
8- I have a huge issue with gaps between images that go on the wall.
9- I used to really hyper-active as a kid that my mother put me on a baby leash
10- I have a ridiculous obsession with Simon's Cat.

© s'evader. All rights reserved.
Blogger templates by pipdig